How to be a bad university student (Collaborative Writing)

The university may be an overwhelming experience, you have to do so many things with so little time. There are boring lecturers making classes even more boring… All those things can make you feel tired from this place. That’s why today we are going to show you some tips in order to be a bad university student and have even more fun than the regular students. Going to college can be funnier and much better without stress and making the less effort possible. 

1. Don’t worry about learning at all, the only important thing is that you pass the exams, so copy everything.

2. Participate in group works, and “try to help” doing nothing.

3. Use headphones while the teacher is talking.

4. Send messages by cell phone during the whole class.

5. We know that studying all night is a bad idea. As the researchers explain, for your brain to store information you must sleep at least 7 or 8 hours. Much better if they are more hours, no matter if you arrive late, first there is always your health.

6. Calculate how many days you can miss classes in the semester. If you feel stressed, depressed, or simply do not feel like attending, don’t hesitate to miss. After all, you can always ask your classmates for the content.

7. Be happy with what you receive in class. Don’t read, do not consult, do not ask.

8. Copy even in your oral evaluation, in front of the teacher. If she doesn’t see you, the better.

9. Be happy when a teacher doesn’t go to classes or cancels it.

10. If you receive a bad grade, don’t worry. Don’t ask, do nothing about it. It’ll be better in the future.

11. If you don’t have time to study, don’t try to use your free time to do that, is boring.

12. Always do other things while the teacher is in front of you.

13. Don’t forget to annoy your classmates!

14. Always be part of the most annoying group, they have the best options to copy.

15. If the teacher asks you to answer something, if you keep quiet, maybe he’ll forget.

16. Don’t take notes, you’ll waste notebooks on that.

17. Always spoil to other the comics, movies, series, even if they haven’t done that to you, it’s a principal topic in classes.

18. Be an attention seeker.

19. Sing in classes, even if you’re not studying music.

20. Be shady with your classmates, especially with the ones that never talks to you.

21. Create a false instagram to accuse any of your classmates to do things that aren’t true.

22. Erase the emails so your classmates don’t know any important information, and won’t be able to study.

23. Talk bad about your classmates and pretend they don’t hear you, even if they’re next to you.

24. Be late. Always.

There are our main tips of being a bad student. We really hope you’ll enjoy your staying in the university. Do your best!