Two rabbits apart from you

Mark bought a couple of rabbits in a pet store, he named them Iris and Linus. They were white and brown, respectively. His wife, Amanda, wasn’t very happy with the news, especially because she is not a pet person, all the hair the animals leave makes her angry. And these rabbits dropped a lot of hair. 

But, Amanda thought it was quite rare that out of nowhere Mark bought a pair of rabbits. She suddenly remembered that some time ago, one of her friend told her about her husband having an affair, and that his lover gave him lots of gifts. Amanda thought those rabbits were a gift from a lover, so she had to make a decision. 

The next day, while his husband was working, Amanda took the rabbits and left the house. She had a friend that had a pet snakes, and he told her once what his snakes ate. It was just perfect.

She didn’t care about what his husband could say after that, she was going to pretend that she didn’t know anything, maybe they got out the house or something, she had a lot of ideas of what to say as an excuse.

Amanda went to her friend’s house, and gave him the rabbits. Then, she returned home very excited, she couldn’t wait to face her husband.

Poor man, he didn’t know that he had for wife a crazy woman. 

When he got home in the afternoon, he wanted to tell his wife that he had really good news. He was promoted, and now he could pay the vacations they always wanted.

He looked for Amanda and noticed something. Where were the rabbits?

It was a little strange, he thought they will be jumping all over the house, but they were nowhere to be seen. He also couldn’t find Amanda until he peeked into their bedroom and found her, but she looked angry. 

Amanda asked him who she was, and he didn’t understand at all. Who was who?

She repeated the same question at the same time she got up, she was really  angry, but why?

He told her he didn’t know what she was talking about and when she started to explain. Mark thought that this wasn’t going to be a good day afterall.

Mark asked her if she was going to believe him, but Amanda didn’t listen to him. Then he remembered about the rabbits. 

He asked, and she told him they were in a better place now.

But they both were interrupted when someone knocked at the door. They stopped arguing and went to see who it was, they found their friend crying out loud with both rabbits on his hands, mumbling he couldn’t use them as food for his snakes. They were too cute for that.

Now Mark was the one who was angry. Did she really give the rabbits to be eaten?

He took the rabbits and thanked his friend. When Mark closed the door, he looked at her angrily and told her to leave. It was his house after all. He wasn’t going to sleep with a crazy wife who wanted to do that to innocent rabbits for some wrong thoughts. She could’ve just asked him about that and they could’ve talked peacefully, but he didn’t wanted to do that now. He wanted her to leave. Did she really forget about what he said about he wanting rabbit pets?

Some time after, he got divorced and started a new and happy life with his rabbits, and they went to a vacations to the Malvinas.

THE END.